He forgets his pants, and I blog about it.








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These are the most NSFW asks I have ever seen. Obliterate me.







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So, do tell…How was the ball pit? SH







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Still shaving for Sherlock Holmes?

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I do not shave for Sherlock Holmes. JW

Yes, you’re quite the quick learner. SH







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Worst thing you've ever said to each other? (Not goodbye)

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Please, let me preface this by saying when Sherlock returned every wound that I had tried, and failed multiple times, to mend within myself reopened. I was hurt badly by his betrayal. Sherlock knew this, but I don’t think he fully understood the extent, as i’ve said before he can be naive at times. After reintroducing himself into my life at my dinner with Mary, he pursued me further, and at every turn.

My frustration, hurt, and to be completely honest, heartbreak finally reached a boiling point when he found me at the clinic. Even if I wanted to I couldn’t tell you my exact words, but to generalise I told Sherlock that he had left me, and he should have remained that way. My words left me before I could stop them, before I could so much as think on them. But Sherlocks face, that is something I will never forget. To this day I believe that I was the first one to shoot Sherlock in the chest, before Mary ever could, in a way she never could. JW

John is the Over-Romanticising writer, something I can’t ever hope to accomplish so you’ll have to excuse my rather brief explanation to this question. I spent three weeks working on a case, it was an artfully done crime. So little evidence, complex, difficult. It was a waiting game unparalleled to the normal calibre of the cases I take on. I worked tirelessly, and waited as the game usually insists. It was in that blurring passing of days into weeks, clues weaving themselves into faulted theories that it happened. A new scene, much like the others, but with a twist. Evidence, enough to put it all to an end and secure my victory. 

Unfortunately, Johns sickness (a petty cold) tore that from me in the time it took to sneeze. I was…vicious to him. I ranted, yelled, accused, screamed even. I even demanded that he leave, never bother during a cases again.

Redemption took weeks. I am thankful for Johns forgiving nature. SH







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John, describe what Sherlock is like when he is drunk, but only using three words or less. Sherlock, do the same for John.

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Argumentative. Open. Flamboyant. JW

Physical. Funny. Delectable. SH







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Do you boys like oral sex? Have you ever 69'd?

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All sex with John is wonderful, Oral sex is no different. In fact we have experimented quite grea SH

Shut up, Sherlock. JW

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No! Just shut up. JW







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What are your favorite outfits that the other one wears?

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Grey and Beige button down incased in a maroon cardigan. Both of which  complimented perfectly by grey trousers and a simple leather belt. SH

Sheet. JW







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No baby yet?

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No not yet. Soon though. JW







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Sherlock, have you heard of this infamous Hannibal Lecter? What do you make of him?

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Hmm, a serial killer cannibal. What do you think I make of him? Hardly seems like something that would interest me…at all. SH







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John is there something you like that Sherlock doesn't? A lot of his turn ins at turn offs for you so it made me curious.

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Sherlock likes to…enjoy certain habits of cleaning up after his efforts when things don’t go too far. I can’t say I understand, I don’t share the interest. But as there’s no harm in it, I don’t mind. JW