I'm Not His Date!
I just Love him

I am now on a plane. Someone call Scotland Yard. Something, anything. Bloody hell, I don’t want to die this way.

Dictated by John Watson, amusingly typed by Sherlock Holmes.

Send help. Sherlock has put a hood over my head and won’t let me take it off. We’re in a cab and Sherlock won’t tell me where we are going.

Dictated by John Watson, typed by Sherlock Holmes.

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woahoakley:

simmerful:

clueless-gamer:

2snowy4u:

imivi:

jointeamfreewill:

gipsy-bones:

unicornpancakes:

ask-the-multishipper:

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oh god what did i do

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IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT

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HOLY FUCKING COW.

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OKAY IT’S TRUE

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???

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I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE

WHAT HOW

I’ve been wondering what message it sends for awhile now, apparently it’s random?

reblogging out of curiosity

what

mizaya:

xharries:

Put a letter from A-Z in my ask and I’ll tell you 1 thing I love which starts with that letter.

(Source: tru2002)

ttwas:

send me things like:

  • would you rathers
  • fuck marry kills
  • top 5s
  • cool stories or facts
  • how your day was
  • describe who your crush is
  • what you want to be when you grow up
  • what you ate for dinner
  • what your favourite song/band/artist is 
  • what you’re going to be for halloween
  • what you want for christmas
  • IDK ANYTHING PLEASE LET’S TALK

(Source: bedmau5)

We need five more players! SH 

Go here

The password is Billy

Anonymous said,
You're seriously going to have Sherlock Play CAH? Doesn't that seem a little...dangerous?

No more than any other situation Sherlock and I are involved in. JW

Cards Against Humanity 

Think you beat us? Come join us. JW

Password: billy

Sherlock vs Cards Against Humanity  

Sherlock has never played Cards Against Humanity, and while since Cluedo I’ve tried to keep him away from games. I personally think it would be a bloody riot to see him play. 

However, we need players. So anyone interested in playing may, we will post a link in one hour. Come join us, and take the piss out of Sherlock. JW

Many thanks to Donovan for installing Snapchat onto our phones when we had to run off after a criminal. Bloody cruel, now Sherlock can bother me at work in full colour. JW

Oh don’t pretend like there isn’t benefits, John.  SH

Right, like getting photos of body parts or your latest experiment every five minutes?? You want to know what would be the cause of things, look it up. I’ve got plenty of my old medical books from university laying about. You’ve used them before you can use the again. JW  

Don’t be ridiculous, John.  Why would I do that when I can just ask you? SH

Many thanks to Donovan for installing Snapchat onto our phones when we had to run off after a criminal. Bloody cruel, now Sherlock can bother me at work in full colour. JW

Oh don’t pretend like there isn’t benefits, John. SH

Right, like getting photos of body parts or your latest experiment every five minutes?? You want to know what would be the cause of things, look it up. I’ve got plenty of my old medical books from university laying about. You’ve used them before you can use the again. JW

Don’t be ridiculous, John. Why would I do that when I can just ask you? SH

Many thanks to Donovan for installing Snapchat onto our phones when we had to run off after a criminal. Bloody cruel, now Sherlock can bother me at work in full colour. JW

Oh don’t pretend like there isn’t benefits, John.  SH

Right, like getting photos of body parts or your latest experiment every five minutes?? You want to know what would be the cause of things, look it up. I’ve got plenty of my old medical books from university laying about. You’ve used them before you can use the again. JW  

Don’t be ridiculous, John.  Why would I do that when I can just ask you? SH

Many thanks to Donovan for installing Snapchat onto our phones when we had to run off after a criminal. Bloody cruel, now Sherlock can bother me at work in full colour. JW

Oh don’t pretend like there isn’t benefits, John. SH

Right, like getting photos of body parts or your latest experiment every five minutes?? You want to know what would be the cause of things, look it up. I’ve got plenty of my old medical books from university laying about. You’ve used them before you can use the again. JW

Don’t be ridiculous, John. Why would I do that when I can just ask you? SH

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