He forgets his pants, and I blog about it.








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Have you seen The Hobbit?

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No. Why. SH







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How do all of these anons know so much about this Janine woman? It's not like you're in some sort of reality tv show.... Although I would definitely pay to see that.

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Reality Tv, no. However, tabloids have this amazing effect of enabling stupidity in the human race. SH







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So, John, how're your driving classes going? And on the topic - does Sherlock know how to drive?


Horrid, there is no reason for one ruddy machine to have so many levers and switches! Christ. Sherlock on the other hand, the smut git can in fact drive and makes sure I’m aware, and not soon to forget. JW







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So, I gotta ask is, that whole...you know, red pants thing accurate?

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Oi! What business of yours is it what colour pants i own. JW

Yellow bee Sting. SH

Yellow bees sting? …Sherlock you prick! JW







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Who sleeps on which side of the bed?

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I sleep on the side closest to the door, the left. SH

Ha! Left side my arse, you don’t sleep on any side, Sherlock, you simply sprawl you great limbs across the whole bloody bed! Meanwhile I’m hanging on for dear life. JW

Oh, don’t be so dramatic that doesn’t happen….My “great limbs” would never let you fall. Besides, For such a small man I can’t imagine what a fall like that would do to you. SH







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It's hardly 'using her' when she wanted it so much as well. It's more 'using' when you make her think you're in love with her just to get access to her boss' office. Even you should know the benefits that sex brings to the brain. It's not the same kind of benefits that masturbation brings.

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Wait, hold on. Are you suggesting Sherlock should have had sex with Janine under false pretences? Does that mean you are also suggest that emotional manipulation, and sexual manipulation are on the same level? Nope, sorry I can’t believe that, mate. What Sherlock did was bloody awful, down right dirty. But can you imagine if he had sex with Janine? How much worse that would’ve been for her? Benefits be damned, Sherlock not that type to stoop that low. JW







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Do you think Janine would be perhaps bisexual? I'd love to meet her :p

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She experimented in University, but hasn’t had a same sex encounter since. Though I do not believe she would rule it out. SH







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Not even when John was married and you had a beautiful woman by your side did you even consider relieving yourself from the tension a little?

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Oh for gods sake, don’t be daft. Sex, is a messy, useless waste of time. My body is transport, if I don’t want to have sex, I won’t. Just because Janine was at hand doesn’t change that fact. Even I’m aware that even if i was frustraited sexually it would be “a bit not good” to use her to alleviate what i could easily handle on my own. SH







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There was a lot of giggling for that. And she didn't really get out.

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She, for whatever reason, found my bluntness funny. Hardly something I can control. SH







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Sherlock, what did you do with Janine in the bathroom?

Anonymous

Told her to get out so I could have a shower. SH